Jordan is a horny, crazed writer living in an empty hotel with his girlfriend. His obsession with the written word and large, charming milk cans has gradually warped his mind. This chab encounters the flawless couple of wobblers in a haunted hotel suite, attached to a juicy and in nature's garb chick lounging in the bathtub. That Babe's ready to give herself over to him, just as his girlfriend is discovering how insane this fellow really is.